Allometry

Allometry in it’s simplest form is growth.

I think the term is not only appropriate for this web log, but also appropriate to annoy biology majors who Google allometry, looking for allometry and end up with this glorious waste of time.

Waste of time is a phrase to be used by those who end up here by accident and leave enlightened or pissed off, having burned an hour on my site when they should have been writing their term paper.

I started this website several years ago. It’s a mish mash of items, growing in odd ways quarterly. The site first started as an outlet for emotion, then moved on to creative writing bits and now on to politics and what ever else interests me.

This site gets about three average visitors a day and that’s fine with me.

My real name is Steve, but I go by Allometry (for anything electronic). You may know such handles as A.K.A. or simply call-sign, but such a screen name or any other wording representative of “electronic only”, is what I use.

Born on February 4th, 1985, I am 21 years old. I’m politically conservative and to the surprise of everyone who isn’t [conservative], I am generous and caring.

I am looking forward to my future with a very bright, caring and most loving woman. She’s been accused of breaking one of my laptops in the house, but further investigation has gone to prove that the power supply in the laptop may be faulty. This absolves you from your crime sweetheart!

Anyway, I invite you back to my site. I keep thinking it’s due for a redesign here, something cool and different. You know, break up the typical web log look and go for something a little bit more festive. Perhaps  naked girls and lingerie? Maybe, I don’t know. I’ll have to look at the demo graphs for my visitors. I might end up with the background being Leonardo DiCaprio or something like that — God, I hope not.

Steve